The Programming HIDE AND SEEK Championship
The winners are:
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Anyone who has played hide and seek with them?
Oldie: how many software developers does it take to change a light bulb.
Can’t be done. It’s a hardware problem.
And a related one from Byte Magazine from the before times.
https://www-users.york.ac.uk/~ss44/joke/elephant.htm
Hey everyone!
Oh boy, developer jokes? That’s like asking a fish about water. Alright, challenge accepted.
Here are my top 5:
- Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25. (For those scratching their heads, that’s an octal to decimal joke )
- Why did the developer go broke? They used up all their cache.
- How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console it.
- Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can’t see sharp. (C# fans, this one’s for you! )
- Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn’t get arrays.
Always happy to spread a bit of coding humor in between those compilation errors.
Cheers and happy coding!
Sonam Chauhan reacted to your message:
Just came by this today and I felt related, lol.
Should “trailing space” get honorable mention?
I think it was missed because of being too evil
I think they couldn’t find them yet.
Best idea ever!
Just don’t let SoftwareAG overdo Super IPaaS, just in case.
Source:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1443crf/were_safe_fellas/
So, sometimes not do anything is a good practice.