The ultimate developer jokes thread!


come on Barbie let’s go party …
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Just to get you ready for what’s about to come ^_____^

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:trophy: The Programming HIDE AND SEEK Championship :trophy:

The winners are:

:1st_place_medal: ;

:2nd_place_medal: )

:3rd_place_medal: }

Anyone who has played hide and seek with them? :smiley:

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Oldie: how many software developers does it take to change a light bulb.
Can’t be done. It’s a hardware problem.

And a related one from Byte Magazine from the before times.
https://www-users.york.ac.uk/~ss44/joke/elephant.htm

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Hey everyone! :rocket:

Oh boy, developer jokes? That’s like asking a fish about water. :smile: Alright, challenge accepted.
Here are my top 5:

  1. Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25. (For those scratching their heads, that’s an octal to decimal joke :wink:)
  2. Why did the developer go broke? They used up all their cache. :money_with_wings:
  3. How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console it. :lady_beetle:
  4. Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can’t see sharp. (C# fans, this one’s for you! :laughing:)
  5. Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn’t get arrays. :chart_with_upwards_trend:

Always happy to spread a bit of coding humor in between those compilation errors.
Cheers and happy coding! :beers:

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like Sonam Chauhan reacted to your message:

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Just came by this today and I felt related, lol.

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Should “trailing space” get honorable mention? :slight_smile:

I think it was missed because of being too evil :smiley:

I think they couldn’t find them yet.

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… and the devs get fitter with every daily :smiley:

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Best idea ever!

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Just don’t let SoftwareAG overdo Super IPaaS, just in case.

Source:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1443crf/were_safe_fellas/

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Looking forward to get my parrot installed soon… I call him co-parrot :smile:

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So, sometimes not do anything is a good practice. :smiley:

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