I’m a little bit shocked that I couldn’t find any similar thread already in the Tech Community 
So this is it:
I start with a classic one:
One of my all time favorites
It’s Halloween!!
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Incomplete comment " Doesn’t say which box to open before eating" 
Looks like it’s not just me
Here is the best one I have seen 
Do someone tear the box for eating pizza?
My favorite;
There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don’t.
That is a wonderful new one! Super funny!
My wife told me that I care about programming more than about her. I told her that in an array of my interests she in [1] - She is satisfied now.
